As you may have noticed from the title, I’m getting a new phone. I should have it by the end of the week. For those who have Verizon, here’s a tip for the future: if you lose your phone report it stolen, not lost. For some reason they don’t require you to make a police report if it’s stolen, but they do if it’s lost. A bit of a backwards policy say I. And that’s my little tip of the day on how to work the system.