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Because of Viagra Limbaugh Spends 3 Hours in Handcuffs

By Manila Ryce
Published Wednesday, June 28th, 2006, 8:08 pm
Filed under: Entertainment, Society/Culture

Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio host/drug addict, was detained on Monday at Palm Beach International Airport in Florida for possessing a drug which wasn’t prescribed to him. To top it off, (no pun intended) the drug in question was Viagra. Though not as incriminating as Limbaugh’s previous run-ins with the law, this case is particularly embarrassing for the moral hypocrite who later stated, “I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it.” Limbaugh was released after 3 hours (again, no pun) without charges. His lawyer, Roy Black, claims the drug was put in his doctor’s name “for privacy purposes”. If his doctor doesn’t confirm the story Limbaugh could be charged with a second-degree misdemeanor.

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8 Responses to “Because of Viagra Limbaugh Spends 3 Hours in Handcuffs”

  1. HAHAHA! *wipes tears*, what a hypocrite! does the doctor have a choice even if what the lawyer said was not right?

    oh god, Hold on, isn’t 55 still young for viagra? I smell something funny here??!!

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