I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but we’re like hot butter on your breakfast toast… Sorry, I’ve been known to bust a move every once in awhile.

So, with my rights as an American being eliminated completely one might ask “why so chipper?” Well, I had a physical today, and the doctor said my cholesterol, sodium, and thyroid levels were perfect. You heard it ladies, I’m “perfect”. In fact he said I was the healthiest person he’s seen all year and wont need to see me until I’m 30. My secret? No red meat, no salt, no dairy, and plenty of exercise fighting the man.

So although I might be thrown into a secret CIA prison tomorrow, due to the signing of the Military Commissions Act, at least I have my health… Well, until they beat the crap out of me I guess.