I’m sure some of you have heard about this. The Juice is apparently writing a �hypothetical� story about how he killed his ex-wife. He�s getting $3.5 million to write about the double murder which is currently being called �If I Did It�.

The beginning of the book gives some background history on how OJ and Nicole fell in love, got married, and eventually divorced. Then OJ describes “in gruesome detail” how he killed his ex-wife and Goldman. Simpson stipulates that the murder scenes in the book are purely hypothetical, but sources claim that the descriptions are so precise and “chillingly realistic” that there will be little doubt left as to what really happened that night.

If this is true, OJ�s book may even outsell President Bush�s hypothetical memoir about the War on Terror titled, �If I Didn�t Know What I Was Doing�, or former President Clinton�s best-seller, �If I Had Banged That Chubby Intern�. They�re all very good reads, but Clinton�s book is considerably more graphic than OJ�s. Don�t read it on a full stomach.

Anyone else know of some other literary hypotheticals I might�ve forgotten?

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