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The Daily Connect: 11/24/06

By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, November 24th, 2006, 12:00 pm
Filed under: The Daily Connect

  • In response to anti-Syrian protests held after the assassination of Pierre Gemayel, tens of thousands of Hezbollah supporters flooded the streets of Beirut. They showed their support for Hasan Nasrallah, the Hezbollah leader, by chanting “Nasrallah don’t worry, your Shias can drink blood.” However, the protest did not please Hezbollah. Nasrallah himself urged supporters via television to stop the demonstrations and begged them to “leave the streets”.
  • A new textbook in Turkey has unveiled the root cause of terror – the Theory of Evolution. It all makes sense now. Hey, that must be why the Republicans want to teach ID in American public schools.
  • A major zoo in Ethiopia has resorted to poisoning rare lion cubs because they can’t afford to take care of them. Only about 1,000 of the Ethiopian lions remain in the wild.
  • Apparently, the Cruise - Holmes wedding was nothing more than a publicity stunt. No, not because Tom Cruise is obviously gay, but because Scientology weddings are not legally recognized in Italy. The ceremony was orchestrated in the hopes of promoting Scientology, and converting those who attended the reception.
  • Ethiopia is preparing to engage in war with the Islamic courts which control much of the south and central Somalia. The Ethiopian Prime Minister said he is not declaring war against Somalia, but the jihadist courts who have repeatedly declared war on Ethiopia.
  • A fairly brief rundown on the role Tehran and Damascus want to play in the future of Iraq, and the relationship they’d like to have with the United States. Bachelor number one, if we were stuck in a civil war for our first date, how would you seal the deal?
  • Carrie Dann, a native Shoshone American, is challenging the legality of the US government’s claim to millions of acres of traditional Shoshone territory. The federal government has already seized hundreds of horses from her ranch and is planning on selling the land to multinational corporations.

One Response to “The Daily Connect: 11/24/06”

  1. Yet another aspect the Christians and the Muslims have in common: Evolution as the root of all evil. Yes, because ignorance, intolerance, fear and fanaticism are all children of science. Religion, historically and presently, is the proven antidote for such ills.
    Now it’s only a question of which is more evil, Evolution or Gays…
    -In other news, the WMD’s were found, Global Warming is a Hoax, and George W. Bush’s urine can actually cure cancer!

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