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Osama Bin Laden Shot Dead

By Manila Ryce
Published Monday, December 18th, 2006, 3:08 pm
Filed under: US Politics

Responsible for the deaths of 27 people in northeast India, an elephant nicknamed Osama Bin Laden has been shot to death by a marksman. The elephant was 10 ft tall and believed to have killed 14 people in the past month alone. Conservationists claim the wrong elephant was assassinated since the bull was more than 50 miles from Osama’s usual habitat. The elephant was also buried before footprints could be checked. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

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