As reported earlier, the administration is looking for a “War Czar” to take some heat off the president by managing all the wars we’re in. Unfortunately, they didn’t get many takers, so they changed the title to “Execution Manager”. The administration has become such a parody of itself that Jon Stewart merely needs to report the facts to get laughs. I wonder if the American people are really apathetic, or if they just can’t believe what’s happening is real.

Stewart’s Money Quote: “To reiterate: the day after the president said Democrats would be responsible for extending people’s tours, he extended their tours.”