Yes, that it a Sex Pistols line. And yes, Stewart did have Tenet on last night, but he went so easy on the former director of the largest terror organization in the world (the CIA) that I decided not to subject you to the torture of the interview. Instead, I present to you the vaudeville routines of the two most famous puppets in the world.

President Bush and Queen Elizabeth II, two world leaders who were chosen by God, finally got to meet during choreographed ceremonies lavishly strewn with caviar and diamonds. On Monday, Bush held the most formal affair of his six year presidency, at the White House, as poor Iraqis and troops without body armor continued to die as a result of his failed policies. A fun time was to be had by all.

Of course, cheeky lil’ chimney sweep John Oliver Twist describes what a blooming pleasure her majesty’s visit is. He loves the queen, he does.