The Daily Show breaks down the new policy towards “illegal immigrants”, who will now have to pay a $5,000 fee for the honor of scrubbing our toilets. The good ol’ days of getting paid for that kind of labor are over! No more free rides! Maybe I’m dense, but the new process seems a tad bit ridiculous for people who can’t speak English, terrified that if they leave the US they won’t be allowed back in.

download fileA point system has been set up to fairly decide who�s worthy. Senior Immigration Correspondent Aasif Mandvi explains how this policy regarding an influx of brown people has nothing to do with xenophobia. A point-based system, which will break up families, is merely the realization of our country�s pro-slavery attitude towards immigrants.