Despite the best efforts of my blinky computer monitor, which has apparently acquired free will, the second 35 Percenters’ video is out and ready for viewing. It’s nearly twice as good as “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot”, but don’t quote me on that. The next video will then focus on impeachment and be ready in another week or two. You should subscribe to The 35 Percenters channel on YouTube to keep updated. In fact, the pope actually drunk dialed me last night so that I would remind our readers that anyone who subscribes to The 35 Percenters will get a direct pass to heaven. No layovers in purgatory or anything. I think you sinners should take the offer while it lasts.