With all the wrist-awareness Stephen Colbert promotes, you’d think he’d be more careful with the hands attached to those joints. On last night’s show, Colbert revealed what he gives out to free-loading kids on Halloween, instead of candy: bootstraps (to pull yourself up by), a copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a mousetrap. Well into the show he forgets about the loaded trap set aside on his desk and is nearly taken out by the tiny harbinger of death. Colbert doesn’t let the heartless assassin stop him and continues with the Grit Off Challenge. Isn’t the Secret Service supposed to protect presidential candidates from potential threats like this?