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Sherri Shepard: Nothing Pre-Dates Christians

By Manila Ryce
Published Wednesday, December 5th, 2007, 12:49 am
Filed under: Videos: Other, Society/Culture: Religion, Science and Technology, Society/Culture, Videos

Sherri Shepard (of flat earth fame) decided to out do her fellow fundamentalists who think the world is only 6,000-years-old by knocking 4,000 years off their total. I’ve always suspected that BC was a fictional era created by secular progressives to destroy the sacrament of marriage with fictional, yet irresistibly sexy tales of Greco-Roman man love. Get out of my head Russell Crowe!

9 Responses to “Sherri Shepard: Nothing Pre-Dates Christians”

  1. […] Sherri Shepard: Nothing Pre-Dates Christians (By Manila Ryce at The Largest Majority) [The View’s] Sherri Shepard (of flat earth fame) decided to out do her fellow fundamentalists who think the world is only 6,000-years-old by knocking 4,000 years off their total. I’ve always suspected that BC was a fictional era created by secular progressives to destroy the sacrament of marriage with fictional, yet irresistibly sexy tales of Greco-Roman man love. Get out of my head Russell Crowe! How many hundreds of thousands a year does that woman make from being on The View?  While those of us who try to bring you truthful reporting can’t scrape together but a few pennies? […]

  2. Wow. You know, oddly enough, I never ever watch the View. I could tell you almost nothing about it other than it was Barbara Walters’ show, Joy Behar is on it, Rosie and Star Jones were on it. That is about it. Today I was at the gym (where I am day two of a new program. I get on the treadmill and say ASSHOLE out loud if I see Bush on the TV screen. In whitebreadrepublicanville, where I live, I promise to be quite a hit!)

    Anyway, I digress… At the gym, the woman next to me was watching The View and I saw this Sherri chick and I thought “who the f*ck is that with the bad eyeshadow?” I am no fashion model, but it looked bay-ad!

    Then I come home and voila- I have been treated to not just one, but two videos of this twit. And I can taste the throwup in my mouth as a result.

    Is she FREAKING KIDDING? I should point out- although you know enough about Manila, that I went to the gym after attending daily Mass. So I believe in baby Jeebus ‘n stuff. However - to think and to say with such arrogant, f*cking certitude that Christians predate, well they predate everything? Ugh.

    What an ignoramus. I won’t be the one to tell her that Jesus was born a Jew, lived as a Jew and died a Jew. The early church- until subverted and taken over by politics (sound familiar?) and power was an offshoot of Judaism and that Christianity as we know it (not that I am proud of this) really only took off in that vein after Constantine had his so-called vision.

    Ugh. I am sickened. That and the flat earth. What an idiot. And people wonder…

  3. “…Jesus came first…”

    I get emails every day for drugs that could have helped Jesus. No wonder Mary Magdelane sang she didn’t know how to love him.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  4. […] We have found the dumbest person on Earth. […]

  5. Tengrain that made me spit my wine out on the keyboard!

  6. I messed my keyboard too, but I don’t drink wine. Thanks for forwarding me those emails Tengrain.

  7. I do my little all to help, Manila.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  8. That ho is nuts yo.

  9. Christmas predates Christianity.

    So does Idiocy.

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