No doubt you’ve heard the story of the Obama staffer who got the best of Billy Goat’s gruff after ABC’s exclusionary “debate” in New Hampshire. Basically, Obama’s bodygaurd was blocking O’Reilly’s shot, Bill-O had a “Why, I never” moment, then pushed the guy and called him names. He then later denied eyewitness reports that the altercation got physical.

In fact, O’Reilly was quite proud of the way he handled the situation, bragging that he would show the full footage on his show tonight. After seeing the film, you’re reminded of what a child Billy is. O’Reilly was eager to show the incident, not because it casts him in a professional manner where the staffer is obviously in the wrong, but because he got to play tough guy with a six-foot eight bodyguard and not get the crap beat out of him. Billy then tries to explain his over-application of dickenomics as a heroic move to save the constitution, rather than a desperate move to protect his ego.