Becuase Everything Else Sucks

The Daily Connect: 01/18/08

By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, January 18th, 2008, 12:00 pm
Filed under: The Daily Connect

As Israel reiterated that “all options” are on the table in regards to Iran existing, Israel Defense Forces have confirmed a successful test of a long range missile capable of carrying an “unconventional payload”. I think that’s code for a teddy bear delivery system, but I’m no military expert.

Despite a Japanese whaling ship denying charges that they seized and tied two whaling protesters to their mast for three hours in freezing weather, the wonders of photography prove otherwise.

A recent probe shows that half of the casualties caused by the IDF’s extrajudicial killings in occupied Gaza are innocent civilians. Yup, those extra measures we’re told Israel takes to reduce civilian casualties as they target armed organizations are about as precise as a coin toss.

UK researchers have identified a certain type of cell as the cause for childhood leukemia. About 1% of children are thought to be born with this pre-leukemia cell which, after being triggered by an additional genetic mutation affecting just 1% of that population, can cause leukemia.

Canada has put Guantanamo Bay on a torture watch list after a Canadian was held at the camp and tortured under US custody. The United States responded to their placement on Canada’s list with the following comment: “Aw, that’s cute.”

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