A massive new oil field has been found off the coast of Brazil. Next to be found in Brazil? Weapons of mass destruction.

It’s thought that the ruins of Paititi, the lost “city of gold”, have been found in Peru. Don’t be fooled by city slogans though. They also said what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but my urine tests beg to differ (just kidding ladies).

If you haven’t read it yet, Chris Hedges interviewed Dennis Kucinich on a variety of topics. In the interview, Dennis reveals his plan to win the nomination: Rip out Wolf Blitzer’s still-beating heart and eat it on national television.

When British MP Ronnie Campbell was asked if he approved of National Fetish Day, he not only said yes but confessed to having a horse fetish of his own. Campbell apparently didn’t know what a fetish was. When voting later on whether to recognize Fetish Day, Campbell said “Nay”, which can really be interpreted either way.