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The Colbert Report – Stephen’s Impersonation of Tom Cruise

By Manila Ryce
Published Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008, 3:15 am
Filed under: Videos: Other, Videos: Political, Entertainment, Videos, US Politics

A lot of you are confused about Scientology’s legitimacy, so let me sum up the lineage like this: Xenu begat Tom Cruise the Messiah, who begat Gorlock, the financial advisor of Stephen Colbert, who had a Meta-Free-Phor-All with Sean Penn, who starred in Mystic River with Kevin Bacon.


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One Response to “The Colbert Report – Stephen’s Impersonation of Tom Cruise”

  1. Come to my planet Lucre where the streets are paved with mineral substances!

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