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Did You Know? Chavez and US Celebrities Have Coke Parties!

By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, January 25th, 2008, 3:41 pm
Filed under: World: South America, Society/Culture: Drugs, Videos: Political, World Issues, Videos, Society/Culture, US Politics

It is widely thought that Chavez was referring to unprocessed coca leaves (which you chew), and not coca paste (which you smoke). Coca leaves have been used in South America for centuries to make tea with a stimulant effect similar to strong coffee. However, the puritanical hysteria towards anything strange and indigenous was too much for the uneducated dopes at Faux News to resist. They used their ignorance of both the plant and socialism to accuse Chavez of being a cokehead “dictator”. Then they did something shocking, even for the fucks at Faux: They accused Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Naomi Campbell, Oliver Stone, and Kevin Spacey of being coke addicts as well for their political beliefs. That’s some mighty fine reporting there.

3 Responses to “Did You Know? Chavez and US Celebrities Have Coke Parties!”

  1. Fox are a bunch of Nazi, Zionist scum.

  2. i cant even play the Fox vid you posted

  3. Yup, and not only that, I’ve been told all of the above have garments on their back.

    Being addicted to wearing clothes is a powerful social issue. Without it, we might have to see what other people look like naked.

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