From chemical weapons to depleted uranium, killing off your fellow man has always brought with it the unwanted side effect of destroying the land he once inhabited.

To find a way around this disgusting aspect of warfare, the Bush administration has announced a three point plan. Recycle previously discredited talking points about the links between Iraq and 9/11, Reuse troops by extending their tours of duty, and Reduce the total number of troops currently serving in Iraq. Okay, I was fucking with ya on that last one.