With several never-ending wars being waged, civil and human rights being violated, growing economic disparity, and discontent at an all time high, the Democrats couldn’t have imagined a better atmosphere in which to win the presidency. Would they even need to campaign to beat the Republicans? It seemed there was no possible way the Dems could throw away this election… but then the unexpected happened. They rediscovered their inner-dumbfucks.

Howard Dean, current leader of the dumbfuck brigade, is ready to seize defeat from the jaws of victory, utilizing his extensive experience of failure. Thanks Democrats for reminding me why I voted for Nader during the past two elections. I know Democrats aren’t fond of the truth anymore than their “friends” on the other side of the aisle, but Ralph was right all along. If you can’t win against such an easy opponent, then you deserve to lose. Maybe, just maybe, the problem was with you all along.