The Largest Minority

The Daily Connect: 05/02/08

By Manila Ryce
Published Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 5:55 am
Filed under: The Daily Connect

BuelahMan is having surgery today. Wish him well.
So-called white liberals can’t help but love a black candidate who allows them to unload a few history-books-worth of white guilt with the knowledge that they now support a nice colored fella who won’t step out of line and finds angry black preachers as crazy as they do. If this sudden love affair hasn’t been enough to sound your alarm yet, then Chris Hedges can also explain why Corporate America Hearts Obama.
BlueGal is giving me permission not to blog every single day in May, so suck it.
Apparently ethanol isn’t such a good thing. Who knew? Um, well besides you, me, and just about any well-informed person without an agenda to push? Our friend at BoRev has posted some of the more idiotic pro-ethanol statements from the not-too-distant past. If there weren’t a food crisis partially due to these fucks they’d be eating humble pie.
A team at Hewlett-Packard has proven that a fourth type of electrical circuit, called memory resistor, exists. A computer incorporating this circuit will never have to boot up. What this will do for porn, I’m still unsure, but it seems cool nonetheless.
Don’t know how to identify a transvestite? The penis may be a clue, but if your tranny is resourceful enough to manage tucking it under without sitting on his balls then Asylum has a full list of other things to look for when you bring an Amazon home from that poorly-lit 80’s club near the beach.