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Kim Kardashian Like Totally Cares About Stuff

By Manila Ryce
Published Sunday, May 11th, 2008, 6:09 am
Filed under: Videos: Political, Human Rights, Society/Culture, Videos

Disclaimer: For the love of God and all that is holy, please do not watch this.

Confused about Burma? I know I was until I turned to the person who’s always there to guide me through complicated political issues - Kim Kardashian. Pay attention people. Kim is serious in this PSA because she’s stringing real words together, and almost gets through a whole sentence without pausing.

Know how you can tell that the situation in Burma is urgent? Because Kim buys the first fuck me dress she tries on instead of staring at her ass in two or three outfits like she does during less political shopping sprees. Can’t you just sense the urgency from that music too? The tension in that upscale clothing store is intense. At first I couldn’t tell if Kim was actually in Rangoon or Beverly Hills since the inflection in her voice convinced me that she was personally affected by the military junta and widespread starvation.

Thank you Kim for making this PSA to educated us about your plight. I just hope you’ll be alright.

4 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Like Totally Cares About Stuff”

  1. I think we can file this under YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!!

  2. That did raise more questions than it answered, but, I know, you warned us.

  3. I’m starting to subscribe to some form of eugenics after that

  4. I stumbled across this video and I have to say, I think that Kim Kardashian deserves some recognition for her somewhat misguided effort at informing the public. For the kids that only watch reality tv and never go near a news show, maybe it actually is helping. At least they know about something that wasn’t cool to know about until Kim Kardashian said she wrote her thesis on it.

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