I apologize for posting this Mother’s Day message a day late, but I was busy yesterday with my family and the many mothers in it. As proof, here’s a pic of the omelet buffet line I set up to give the ladies a day off from cooking.

It went over quite well. Forget jewelry and flowers. Apparently, the best gift of all consists of two bowls of ham and three bowls of assorted cheeses. The pastries my brother bought were damn good too, but I like to think of eggs and cheese as the real stars of the show. Mimosas also did a spectacular job in their supporting role.