Anyone who’s been on the road with Ralph knows that the 74-year-old kicks the Energizer Bunny’s ass. He will campaign in 21 cities and towns across Massachusetts today in less than 24 hours. If he makes 15 speeches he’ll be in the record books, but Ralph is shooting for 21.

Ralph is scheduled to deliver 315 minutes of speeches today, and from what I hear, everything is on schedule so far. If you happen to be in Massachusetts, try and catch history in the making. You can see Ralph’s schedule here midway down the page.

Just don’t ask him to sign a napkin or pose for your camera phone that never works. The man is on a mission. You’ll ruin everything you selfish jerk.

Updates to follow.