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John Bolton Runs From “War Crimes” Citizen’s Arrest

May 31st, 2008 by Manila Ryce

After giving what I can only imagine was a purely factual and objectively reasoned talk on international relations at the literary Hay Festival in Wales, former US ambassador to the UN John Bolton escaped an attempted citizen’s arrest by columnist and activist George Monbiot. As Bolton ran from the foreign threat of justice, two large security guards blocked Monbiot from serving him a charge sheet.

After being released by Bolton’s goons, Monbiot attempted to catch up to the war criminal in a rain-soaked chase scene through a tented village but was unable to grasp the slippery snake. The former US ambassador to the UN is a key chickenhawk who favored “regime change” in Iraq prior to the 2003 invasion and is currently a huge proponent of attacking Iran to “win” in Iraq.

Under the Serious and Organized Crime and Police Act of 2005, a citizen can carry out an arrest if they believe someone else to be guilty of a crime. Monbiot said he was “disappointed” to have been obstructed by Bolton’s guards, adding that “this was a serious attempt to bring one of the perpetrators of the Iraq war to justice, for what is described under the Nuremberg Principles as an international crime.”

You can visit Monbiot’s website to view the charge sheet against Bolton

During Bolton’s talk to an audience of 600, Monbiot asked what the difference was between him and a Nazi war criminal. Bolton’s answer was that the Iraq War was legal. He added, “This is not my personal opinion, this is the opinion of the entire legal apparatus of the US government.”

After running like a coward from the arrest, Bolton later brushed off the incident as “comic” and gave completely ass-backwards definitions of democracy and fascism to explain why he doesn’t belong in jail right now.

“I think there’s a larger issue here. You have a democratically elected parliament and its government assessed the war as legal and proper.”

When individuals took actions outside the law, in their eyes to bring those responsible for the war to justice, “that is the point you move towards lawlessness and fascism,” he said.

And when one’s views do match those of the democratically elected government, “you have to accept that”, he added.

Yeah, apparently fascism arises when citizens have the power to hold their elected officials accountable, and democracy is achieved whenever those citizens completely surrender their power and accept that everything those officials do is legal. By Bolton’s logic, officials have the never-ending gift of immunity, and Thomas Jefferson was making a case for fascism with this statement: “When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”

Additionally, it was MLK who reminded us that everything Hitler did in Nazi Germany was legal. So no, there actually is no difference between Bolton and a Nazi war criminal in that regard.

If Bolton’s argument regarding legality is irrelevant to the issue of him being a war criminal, how exactly do he and other officials justify their actions when the citizens of that supposedly “democratic” government stop accepting their lies and start confronting them directly? They don’t. They run like hell (like they did from Vietnam).

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Happy Anniversary: Galloway VS the US Senate

May 18th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

I’m a day late, but it’s important to celebrate the third anniversary of MP George Galloway giving US lawmakers a much-needed ass kicking. Galloway is a real anti-war hero and proponent for human rights. He not only spoke up when it was politically inconvenient, but went head first into the belly of the beast to do so directly to the US Senate. Fearless public figures like him are responsible for real change (not meaningless Obama-esque “change” that looks nice on a bumper sticker). For the first 6:30 minutes Galloway’s blood is brought to a slow boil. Enjoy the magic once they finally allow him to speak.

Right-Wing Talk Radio Host Kevin James is Taken to School by Matthews

May 16th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

“It is far better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

After Adolph Hitler dissolved Austria into the Third Reich, he then began to demand that the German minority in Czechoslovakia also be reunited with the fatherland. In 1938, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain appeased Hitler out of fear by signing the Munich Agreement, which annexed Czechoslovakia’s heavily fortified Sudetenland to Nazi Germany. Hitler invaded the rest of Czechoslovakia the following year.

Anyone who honestly tries to compare Nazi Germany to modern day Iran either has no clue about World War II, no clue about Iran, or both. Kevin James operates under the notion that the loudest debater wins the argument, but Matthews has a rare moment of journalistic integrity by not letting him pull the Nazi card. James references a moment in history he is clearly ignorant of, and Matthews does not let him get away with it. At least temporarily, Chris deserves the title of “bus driver” for taking James to school.

The Daily Show – Reminding NATO Members of Their Responsibility

April 4th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has admitted that reinforcements will not be able to be sent to Afghanistan this year due to the strain Iraq is having on our military. Because of this, President Bush wants countries like Ukraine to join NATO so that their soldiers can be sent instead. Unfortunately, France and Germany cockblocked their admission. So what’s the best way to remind NATO members that fighting our wars is their responsibility? By reading an inspiring list of silly British names.

Unbeknownst to Jon, his staff changed those names between rehearsal and the show so he ends up going all Jimmy Fallon on us by having a laughing fit in the middle of the sketch.

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Not a Fluke: Socialists Win Spain

March 10th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

Spain’s conservative opposition Popular Party conceded defeat yesterday, saying that the ruling Socialist Workers Party, led by Prime Minister Jose Luis Zapatero, appeared to have won the elections. The socialists secured 169 seats, falling short of the 176 needed for an overall majority, and will likely form alliances with smaller regional parties in order to govern.

The prime minister’s win in 2004 was seen as a fluke to conservative critics who saw Sunday’s vote as their chance to correct the mistake. This victory gives Zapatero some legitimacy though the opposition conservatives were also successful in picking up seats. Sadly, both parties gained at the expense of smaller leftist and regional groups.

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Worst Conduct by British Troops in 100 Years

February 10th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

The British Ministry of Defense says that around 28 Iraqis were killed in the fighting while nine others were detained.


But lawyers, basing their evidence on witness statements, death certificates and video footage shot by the relatives of the victims, allege that 22 people were killed while in British custody and that nine survived torture and abuse.


“This incident, if proven, is off the scale for abuse committed by either British or American troops serving in Iraq,” lawyer Phil Shiner told Reuters.


“If these harrowing allegations are proven, then you’d be pushed to be able to put it in context — it would be the worst conduct by the British army in the last 100 years.”

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UN Backs Chad Government for Obvious Reasons

February 4th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

The United Nations Security Council has condemned rebel attacks on the Chadian capital of Ndjamena in a non-binding resolution which gives other countries the green light to back the corrupt Chadian government. “The Security Council calls upon member states to provide support in conformity with the United Nations charter as requested by the government of Chad,” said current council president Ricardo Alberto Arias. An initial draft by France to support President Idriss Déby Itno of Chad “by all necessary means,” was changed to satisfy Russia for what was seen as a reference to military aid.

In October 2006, Chad was described as the world’s most corrupt nation by Forbes magazine for “what may turn out to be the single most piggish use of philanthropic funds”. $30 million in proceeds from an oil pipeline through Chad and Cameroon were not used by President Déby to assist and feed “the desperately poor people of these nations” as promised, but was used instead to buy arms to keep his government in power. Western powers have been concerned for years that continued attacks from groups possibly backed by neighboring Sudan could replace Déby with a government less subservient to their interests.

The rebels first attacked Ndjamena on Friday.

A force of 1,000-1,500 fighters, equipped with pickup trucks mounted with machine guns, arrived on the capital’s outskirts after a three-day push across the desert from Chad’s eastern border with Sudan.

They penetrated the city early on Saturday, reportedly trapping Deby in his palace.

The government launched a counterattack on Sunday and the rebels pulled back that evening in what they said was a tactical withdrawal to give Ndjamena’s inhabitants a chance to flee.

Analysts fear the fighting could broaden into a wider regional conflict.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy said France and the EU would send troops with the UN Security Council’s approval. He continued, “We must avoid a conflict in Chad by supporting the legitimate government.” After this call for military intervention, Sarkozy then made the ironic statement that, “In no region should weapons be a way to come to power.”

President Déby seized power in a coup in 1990 and has managed to stay in power with French-backing through various rebellions, claims of corruption, and election fraud. Déby is so unpopular that he even faces opposition from members of his own family. Western powers fear that if his government falls, a new government could start selling oil to China, giving the Chinese access to oil pipelines across Africa. Chad’s oil production is a project run by ExxonMobil and financed from loans made by the World Bank and the European Investment Bank.

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The Sheep are Planning Something

January 28th, 2008 by Manila Ryce

Around 100 sheep were witnessed by a farmer and passers-by in the UK as they formed an orderly ring for about 10 minutes before dispersing. Estate agent Russell Bird, who took the photographs, said, “I was quite taken aback. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I did see a dog worrying sheep nearby beforehand and the dog ran off round the hedge in a different field, so I don’t know if they were discussing that.”

Bird then noticed another sheep circle form three fields away. He added, “The only reason this circle came to an end was that the farmer came in with a tractor and some food.” However, Dan Seaborne, farm manager at Herefordshire College of Technology, doesn’t think the sheep are trying to pull the wool over our eyes with their odd behavior. “I just think they’ve been fed with dry feed in that shape - you can get snacker feeders now and you tow behind a quad and it drops pellets on the ground,” he said. “I would imagine that’s what’s happened.”

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